Disposing of electronics has turned into a real fiasco with the onset of environmental guilt. Where once you may have hidden that old television set in your garbage, now you need to find a recycling center for it. And even that's not the end of it. You still have to worry about whether the junk is going to be shipped to China for some poor (literally) woman to breathe in its poisonous lead before the stuff gets chucked into the river. Luckily the innovative Japanese have come up with a solution: Just wear the stuff!

Girls in Japan seem to be all crazy for these platforms that so cutely show off their old GameBoy Colors. I have to say that I'd totally wear them. They'd definitely help with my height issues. If they'd only come up with a pair for my old CRT that's been sitting on the floor for a year.